I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm bleeding and have questions
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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