Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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