Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize
