Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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