Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

I think I just got seasick

(409): View more from Texas

you're not on a boat

(408): View more from California

he has a waterbed.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.

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(540): View more from Virginia

did you hook up at the wedding?

(1-540): View more from Virginia

No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.

(778): View more from British Columbia

Feel free to use me as a reference.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.

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What will you do then?

(304): View more from West Virginia

Drugs, probably.

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