shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.