Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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