There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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