I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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