walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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