Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
tell me about the fingering
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