We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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