I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I have post one night stand depression
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
