Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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