He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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