My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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