I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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