have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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