The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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