just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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