I think I am morally bankrupt
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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