Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.