Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i need some magic done to my vagina
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..