Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"