I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle