There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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