Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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