check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
