I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
