Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Two words: nipple clamps
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