My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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