I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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