Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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