I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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