Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize