Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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