ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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