the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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