look no pants
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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