Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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