Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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