Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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