I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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