addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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