IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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