Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
they're like a gay fantastic four
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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