yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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