So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
4 words: hood of his car
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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