I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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