I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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