He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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