found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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