i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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