butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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