Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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