IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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